Welcome to the Le Mysterieux Carnival!
Take notice here, whether your weird or lovely! We have stories, we have animals, we have depressing delights!
We have a lonely woman with a magical talent that's sure to impress! A horse with leopard print attached to his chest! A tale for all ages told with all of my might!
Come one! Come all! The weirdness won't wait! Step up, step up! Right this way!
And don't forget your ticket of admission!
Let me tell you all a tale of a lonely fortune teller named Belle
She lost her smile in a unfortunate accident over a magic drink called ale
Cried she did not, for a carnival was coming to town
So up she dressed with a puffy wig and her most glittered gown
Belle left her troubles behind and crossed a bubbling ravine, careful not to stumble
With a stride in her step she hummed a melody and came across a stable
There, inside, sat a gambling leopard horse with an obvious expression full of grim
Suddenly a mischievous smile came across her face and off they went on a whim!
They galloped and rode through sunsets one and two
Through the valleys and up and over many moons
Sweetness filled their nostrils with the most delicious scents!
As one must always be careful here or one will be tricked into eating until nauseous
The manager, a silly freak of nature, stared at them while they waited for an answer
"Okay fine", he said gruffly, as he took their money, all huffy and in a hurry
"There's only one rule here. Absolutely no screaming like a banshee."
At the crack of a whip, he turned on his heel and quickly disappeared
And the lonely fortune teller and her leopard horse became part of a gigantic family of weird.
Can only be found by weird ones if they are able to survive the magnificent maze
Carnival goers call this place the Le Mysterieux Carnival, which has many curious lands to visit
But I'm warning you now, don't you dare fidgit ;)